ahhaha my dad's quite hilarious sometimes, but invariably oblivious to himself though, which then makes it even more funny!

here's one incident:

dad says: "where's my phone ahh?"
i say: "try caling it."
dad picks up house phone and calls his hp.
it rings once distinctly in the background.
dad cuts off the call.
at this point, you'd think he has already located his phone somewhere in the house.
then dad goes: "where IS my phone ahh?"

come to think of it, wouldn't it be even funnier if dad picks up his hp to try to call his hp???

hahaha.. quite funny wad.